part of: Entirely At Random

by Teresa Dunyati-Long

Animal behavior is the basis of rodeo. Bulls are twitchy and throw people off. Cows don’t. You can sit on a cow, she’s okay with that. Cows rule!

Anyway, if a guy can stay on the back of a bull longer than 8 seconds, he is considered a rodeo god!

I swear on a stack of: insert holy object or idea of your choice,

that is what I observed of rodeo.

Dudes! I could be totally wrong tho.